THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FUCK-YOU MONEY NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro recently dropped the felony case against David Hearn, the ex-Olympian falsely accused of vandalizing the Reflecting Pool in Washington. President Trump threw a fit in response to Pirro's decision, and now Pirro is trying to save her job. Maybe this will work:

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro has convened a special grand jury in Washington, D.C., amid a clash with President Donald Trump....

A special grand jury is a rare legal body that can release a potentially critical report about the subject of an investigation if there is a “preponderance of evidence” of wrongdoing, regardless of whether there is enough evidence to bring the person to trial....

It is not yet known what the special grand jury will be investigating....

The legal body generally runs for 18 months but can finish its work sooner or be extended in six-month increments by a judge, as long as it does not exceed 36 months.

My question is: Why bother? Why not just leave with some dignity? Pirro isn't super-rich, but she's comfortable. She has a net worth of $11.6 million, according to her federal financial disclosure forms. And while she probably won't get her old Fox job back if she's on the outs with Trump, there might be a place for her in the world of podcasting. Ask Megyn Kelly.

Or why not retire? Pirro is 75 years old.

But the world is run by people who aren't merely ambitious -- they can't seem to turn off their ambition. They succeed at a level 99% of us will never attain and they still can't stop. And because you have to please people more powerful than yourself even when you're near the top, and because most of those people are colossal assholes, that means the people near the top still need to abase themselves, out of their compulsive desire to remain near the top.

Which leads to what I call the Fuck-You Money Paradox. Ordinary people, when they imagine being rich, think wealth would give them the clout to say "Fuck you" to anyone who wanted them to do something they didn't want to do. But, paradoxically, the people who are ambitious enough to attain elite status manage to do it because they're addicted to pursuing and attaining elite status -- and because they're addicted, they'll never do anything to put that status at risk. So people at or near the top are precisely the ones who'll never say "Fuck you" to anyone who might put even a tiny amount of their money or status at risk. In other words, the people who obtain "Fuck you" money or status would never use it as "Fuck you" money or status.

Which is why the people who've put up the most resistance to Trump are ordinary citizens like the people of Minneapolis, while elites -- the people who run the top law firms, universities, and corporations -- continue to prostrate themselves before Trump.

You know, like Jeff Bezos, who continues to lick Trump's boots:

Amazon Prime can’t get enough of Melania Trump.

Months after Amazon MGM Studios released the documentary film Melania, her senior adviser Marc Beckman announced Tuesday that the first lady will be the subject of a new Amazon Prime docuseries slated to be released on the platform later this year.

The original movie

earned just over $16 million globally, making it a financial loss for the studio after its hefty cost — $40 million for the documentary, with the marketing alone costing an estimated $35 million — sparked speculation that Amazon had made the investment to get close to Donald Trump.

I understand that Amazon has a lot of government contracts on the line, and this is clearly keeping Bezos in Trump's favor. But is there no point at which you say to yourself, I'm the third-richest man in the world, I'm worth a quarter of a trillion dollars, and I'd like to retain a bit of my dignity?

Ordinary people with ICE firearms pointed at their faces are displying backbone:

This is absolutely WILD. Here's the dashboard video posted by @fritschner.bsky.social. Fast forward to about 1 minute. An ICE officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying and claiming she "almost ran us over." *profanity warning if watching in public.

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— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) August 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM

Bezos? Pirro? No backbone. They're too addicted to their money and status. They'll never have enough, even when they have all they'll ever need. It's people who are at genuine risk who have the courage to say "Fuck you."

THE TIMES WON'T ABANDON ITS PREFERRED NARRATIVE ABOUT DEMOCRATS JUST BECAUSE THE FACTS CONTRADICT IT

Francesca Hong was expected to win the Democratic primary for governor of Wisconsin yesterday. That anticipated victory, along with last week's win by Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan's Democratic Senate primary and other recent triumphs by left-leaning Democrats, was giving mainstream journalists a story they liked: The Democratic Party is being taken over by radicals who are very, very scary.

You'd imagine that Hong's loss to David Crowley, a moderate, would force the media to write a different story. But The New York Times simply swapped in a different Democrat for Hong and kept peddling the agreed-upon narrative:

David Crowley, the moderate Milwaukee County executive, won an upset victory for the Democratic nomination for governor in Wisconsin early Wednesday, prevailing over Francesca Hong, a democratic socialist who had led in opinion polls but faced questions about whether she could win the swing state in the general election....

But another Midwest progressive, Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan of neighboring Minnesota, won the high-profile Democratic Senate primary there....

In Wisconsin, Mr. Crowley, who had the endorsement of Gov. Tony Evers, scored a surprising win over Ms. Hong, a chef and state lawmaker who energized left-wing voters. But her candidacy worried moderate Democrats: Ms. Hong had come under fire for writing on social media in 2020 that Thanksgiving should be canceled, though she recently walked back the statement. She also supported abolishing Immigration and Customs Enforcement and increasing taxes on people who make more than $750,000 per year.

Ms. Flanagan’s nomination in Minnesota, however, was a victory for the party’s left wing heading into the midterms.

See what the Times did there? It conflated Hong's attack on Thanksgiving -- which I'm sure would have been offputting to at least some swing voters in the general election, even though it's not a real issue voters are concerned about -- with ICE abolition and taxing the rich, which are mainstream ideas.

Hong's $750,000 floor for tax increases isn't extreme -- as a Pew survey noted last year,

About six-in-ten (58%) say tax rates on household income over $400,000 should be raised, including 23% who say these tax rates should be raised a lot. Much smaller shares say taxes on higher-income households should be lowered (19%) or kept the same (21%).

As for ICE, here's a YouGov survey from March:

Support for abolishing ICE has hit a new high in this week's Economist / YouGov poll. Half (50%) of Americans now somewhat or strongly support abolishing ICE. Only 39% oppose abolishing the agency.

Flanagan also supports abolishing ICE -- understandably, given what ICE has done in her state. I don't think this is perceived as a radical, beyond-the-pale idea by most Minnesota voters.

Hong previously supported police abolition:

“I support defunding the police as a first step towards abolishing the police,” Hong said in a 2020 social media post after the police shooting of Jacob Blake, a Black man in Kenosha, Wisconsin. A year later, while serving in the State Assembly, Hong again posted about Blake, writing: “Police exist to uphold white supremacy. Defund then abolish. Reform can’t be an option.”

Flanagan never did, even when the city of Minneapolis put it to a referendum vote in 2021. (The measure failed.) And even though Flanagan is Native American, she doesn't want Thanksgiving canceled:



Swing Democrats in Wisconsin seemed to be focusing on electability: Hong has been trailing Republican Tom Tiffany in general-election polls, though not by much, while Crowley has a slight lead over Tiffany. (I should note that it's hard to take the polls seriously when they predicted a double-digit primary win for Hong.) In Minnesota, by contrast, Flanagan seems quite electable: a recent survey by her moderate opponent, Angie Craig, showed either of them winning a general-election matchup by 7.

Flanagan is both progressive and mainstream. She's the lieutenant governor. She's not like Hong (or Zohran Mamdani) -- a DSA-affiliated state legislator who entered the race with little name recognition outside her district. But you can expect the Times and the rest of the mainstream media to add her name to the list of outsiders trying to overthrow the party mainstream, simply because she ran against a Schumer- and AIPAC-backed moderate. It's too tempting a narrative to give up.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO ALL THE FREAKS IN THE GOP, THE PARTY OF NORMAL PEOPLE!

Today's Michelle Goldberg column is about a proud Republican asshole named Brandon Herrera, who's running for a House seat with the support of prayerful invertebrate Mike Johnson:

Because this is a family newspaper, I cannot quote the piquant term that Brandon Herrera, a Republican House candidate in Texas, used to refer to children in a 2023 video. I can only report that he called them “trophies” for getting a man to ejaculate. Nor, alas, am I allowed to repeat the obscenities that Herrera, a gun influencer, used to explain why the opinions of mothers are without value. I can only say that he argued, essentially, that getting pregnant requires no special skill.

This is not a family blog, so I'll provide that Herrera quote, though you may want to take a shower afterward:

GOP candidate Brandon Herrera on moms advocating politically:

“Just because you let somebody creampie you doesn’t mean I have to give a shit about your political opinions.

The fact that you kept your cum trophy doesn’t make you any less wrong about the dumb shit they you say.” pic.twitter.com/NmnnXT5jnp

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 17, 2026

Jesus, apparently, doesn't have a problem with this.

Joint House Republican leadership endorsement statement with @SteveScaliseGOP, @tomemmer, and @LisaForCongress:

Brandon Herrera has our joint ENDORSEMENT because he is an America First grassroots leader who will help us to continue securing the border, lowering costs, defending… pic.twitter.com/tcawmC1A4c

— Mike Johnson (@MikeJohnson) March 19, 2026

Goldberg continues:

I can, however, tell you about the Nazi and eugenics stuff. In a 2022 video, Herrera and a buddy in sunglasses and a balaclava tested a Nazi-era submachine gun, then goose-stepped to a Nazi marching song. Herrera called the weapon “the original ghetto blaster.” In a 2024 podcast, after calling for abolishing Social Security, he joked that we should also “abolish old people,” laughing along as his co-hosts riffed about killing them off as in the cult horror film “Midsommar.”

Herrera was the less offensive of the two major candidates in his primary.

Herrera became the Republican nominee in his South Texas district in March after the sitting congressman, Tony Gonzales, withdrew due to a sexual harassment scandal.

Gonzales reportedly had an affair with a married staffer who then committed suicide by setting herself on fire. But remember, the Republican Party is the party of traditional moral values.

I give Michelle Goldberg a lot of credit. She regularly writes about sick freaks in the Republican Party. Two years ago, she wrote about Royce White, the Alex Jones-loving misogynist (“Women have become too mouthy”) who ran unsuccessfully for Amy Klobuchar's Senate seat. (Goldberg was on to him long before his current campaign, which has been accompanied by a cheap stunt -- White is claiming he's a woman so he can participate in the WNBA draft -- and a judge has issued a fifty-year no-contact order preventing him from interacting with his ex-wife and one of his children, whom he's said to have abused). Goldberg has written about Micah Beckwith, the Christian nationalist book-banner who's now Indiana's lietenant governor, and Victor Marx, the self-styled exorcist who, if we're to believe him, killed someone when he was seven years years old.

But even the most engaged resistlib Trump haters have probably never heard of these people, or, as Goldberg says in the current column, this guy:

I regularly speak to people who follow politics closely but haven’t heard of Cory Mills, a Republican representative running for re-election in Florida. One ex-girlfriend of Mills won a restraining order against him after saying he threatened her with revenge porn. Another, whom he was seeing at the same time, told the police he’d assaulted her, though she later recanted. (He denies both charges.) Mills is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee over allegations of both sexual misconduct and campaign finance violations. Yet it barely made a stir when Trump endorsed him in the Republican primary, which takes place next week; polls show him ahead in the four-way contest.

She notes that the alleged abuse by Ohio congressman Max Miller "finally breached what we might call the bad-even-for-Republicans line," but he's the exception, not the rule.

I'm glad Goldberg regularly draws attention to these GOP lowlifes. But I don't fully agree with her on the reason they generally get so little attention:

That Herrera has flown somewhat under the radar is a testament to a fundamental asymmetry between the parties, as well as in our discourse about them. Thanks to Trump, misogyny and extremism among Republicans has become what journalists sometimes call a dog-bites-man story, something so ordinary and predictable that it breaks through only when it reaches an absurdly high threshold.

Is it really just Trump? He lowered the bar, but outside of leftist/liberal spaces, the master narrative surrounding the GOP defines it as the party of Real Americans, regular folks with traditional values and ideas, while the Democratic Party is said to be full of weirdos with bizarre ideas and lifestyles. The latter characterization has persisted even though the party's most prominent figures, at least until recently, have been moderate dullards -- Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries.

Republicans can generate a national panic about "communist" Democrats because for years they've been characterizing even the most moderate Democrats as socialists and commies. Right now, they're just taking advantage of a well-established narrative. Outside of left/liberal spaces, there hasn't been a master "Republicans are extreme, nasty weirdos" narrative -- Tim Walz tried to get one going in the 2024 presidential campaign, but he was asked to stop calling Republicans "weird" and, sadly, he complied.

I blame the mainstream media for not writing a thousand trend pieces about Republican pathology. And Democrats are still unwilling to condemn the Republican Party categorically, even when there's so much to work with (and even when it's obvious that categorically condemning the Democrats has been a highly effective strategy in much of Middle America, sustaining the GOP's political dominance even though the party has nothing to offer ordinary Americans on real issues).

Democrats' message should be: This is who Republicans are. They abuse with impunity. Their ideas are extreme. They're the party that's out of touch with normal American values. But I'm not holding my breath waiting for that narrative to take hold.

TUCKER CARLSON'S NEW PARTY LOOKS LIKE A COLLECTION OF ANTI-SEMITIC D-LISTERS

People are taking Tucker Carlson's talk about a new political party very, very seriously. MS NOW's Zeeshan Aleem writes:

Right-wing pundit Tucker Carlson announced in June that he was leaving the Republican Party because he was incensed at President Donald Trump for launching a war against Iran. Surprisingly, what began as a theatrical (and possibly temporary) exit from the GOP has led to a more adversarial and organized opposition. The former Fox News personality appears to be trying to help launch — or encourage the launch of — a right-wing third party. If it comes to fruition, that could be a terrible thorn in the side of Republicans.

This is published under the headline

How Tucker Carlson is creating a lane for a third party to take on the GOP

Signs that the right-wing pundit and his allies want to launch an antiwar third party are mounting.

In addition to portraying the possible new party as "antiwar," the story tells us this:

In an interview with the Columbia Journalism Review published in July, Carlson said he was “going to help build a third party” as part of his “good-faith effort to figure out what benefits the country.” In his explanation he leaned into the same isolationism he cited when he said he was leaving the GOP.

“Your life expectancy has gone down, and the promise of your children’s lives is likely gone. No one seems to care,” he said to CJR. “It’s not even a factor. ‘What about Hamas?’ I officially don’t care about Hamas. The US government should have, as its first priority, the welfare of its own people.”

The Hamas line hints at what's really going on here. This isn't about isolationism in the abstract, or an "America First" focus on domestic needs. It's about Israel. The principals appear to be not only Israel skeptics but anti-Semites.

Here's a list of the people Carlson has assembled in pursuit of a new party:

Carlson recently hosted some allies on his Maine compound: former Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene; former National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent; and Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., who made an issue of the Trump administration’s mishandling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and, in May, lost his primary to a Trump-backed challenger.

Greene you know about, or you certainly know about her past speculations on a California wildfire:

... Greene is a proponent of the Camp Fire laser beam conspiracy theory. She wrote a November 17, 2018, Facebook post -- which is no longer available online -- in which she said that ... “oddly there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires.” She also speculated that a vice chairman at “Rothschild Inc, international investment banking firm” was somehow involved, and suggested the fire was caused by a beam from “space solar generators.”

Greene also "shared a video in 2018 repeating the antisemitic claim that 'Zionist supremacists' are conspiring to flood Europe with migrants in order to replace the white populations there."

When Kent resigned as head of the National Counterterrorism Center in protest of Donald Trump's Iran war, he blamed not just this war but George W. Bush's Iraq War on Israel -- as if dumbass Republican presidents and their subordinates didn't make these catastrophic foreign policy miscalculations all on their own. Kent wrote, "it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby," telling Trump,

This echo chamber was used to deceive you into believing that Iran posed an imminent threat to the United States, and that you should strike now, there was a clear path to victory. That was a lie and the same tactic that the Israelis used to draw us into the disastrous Iraq war that cost our nation the lives of thousands of men and women.

(I know that Benjamin Netanyahu lobbied Trump in order to get him to start the war, but he's lobbied previous presidents, and Trump was the only one stupid enough to take the idea seriously. Bibi was pushing on an open door.)

Massie is a longtime opponent of U.S. military aid to Israel, which would seem like a principled stand if other actions of his didn't suggest a strain of anti-Semitism. His was the only no vote on a 2022 House resolution condemning anti-Semitism -- a resolution on which Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib voted yes. He's said that he's the only Republican in Congress who doesn't have an "AIPAC babysitter."

"When they come to DC, you have to go to lunch with them, and they've got your cell number and you have conversations with them," he said....

When he lost his primary earlier this year, he told the crowd at his concession speech that he'd had trouble contacting his AIPAC-backed opponent to congratulate him: "I would have come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent and concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

And Carlson, of course, has interviewed not only Nick Fuentes but Darryl Cooper, who used Carlson's podcast to argue that "the United States was on the ‘wrong side’ in the Second World War, and falsely [claim] that millions of Jews in concentration camps 'ended up dead' only because the Nazis did not have the resources to care for them," as Congressman Jamie Raskin noted.

I don't know what Carlson's plan is, but I wonder if there's really a place for a paleoconservative third party, especially one spearheaded by four losers -- three Republicans who've been driven out of D.C. politics and a podcast host who lost his major-media gig a few years ago. It's obvious that a right-leaning third party could dilute the right-wing vote and help Democrats, just as left-leaning third parties helped Republicans in the 2000 and 2016 presidential races. I assume Carlson knows that, and I wonder if he's hoping to shake down the GOP by threatening a divisive presidential campaign (though he says he won't personally run) and agreeing to back off in return for money.

Or maybe he sincerely thinks the GOP will coalesce around a pro-Israel candidate (Marco Rubio?) in 2028, and he wants to provide an alternative. (I think the party will coalesce around J.D. Vance, who's anti-Semitism-curious, and who used to employ Carlson's son Buckley as a deputy press secretary before Buckley resigned to join the private sector. Last year, Vance defended Buckley Carlson against accusations of anti-Semitism, calling the accusers "scumbags.")

My guess: Carlson's party will be vaporware -- it won't run candidates, and it may never exist in any form. But he got people's attention for a news cycle or two.

DEMOCRATS ABASE THEMSELVES TRYING TO APPEAL TO THE CENTER. REPUBLICANS ABASE THEMSELVES TRYING TO APPEAL TO THE EXTREMES.

The Atlantic's Tom Nichols, an ex-Republican and Trump critic who likes to lecture Democrats, has some advice for Abdul El-Sayed:

Start by kicking Piker to the curb - hard

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— Tom Nichols (@radiofreetom.bsky.social) August 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM

I'd expect a centrist like Nichols to recommend that El-Sayed cut ties with Hasan Piker, who's said some things that are offputting to voters El-Sayed needs. But "kicking Piker to the curb - hard" implies more than just a separation. It seems as if Nichols wants El-Sayed to abase himself and make a great show of renouncing Piker. Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but even if I am, we know that it's conventional wisdom that Democrats need to move to the center, or center-right, or even right, in order to win elections outside deep-blue regions, and the usual advice is that Democrats should put flashing neon lights around their renunciations of liberalism or progressivism, just to make sure every voter is aware of the act of submission.

Yet Republicans running in purple states and districts never seem to do this. Ken Paxton, for instance, isn't tacking to the center in order to win a tough race in Texas.

In fact, the only kind of renunciation Republicans ever seem to engage in is renunciation of past moderation. Lindsey Graham and J.D. Vance renounced their previous (justified) attacks on Donald Trump and won elections in red states. And now that's happening even in the swing state of Michigan:

In the chaotic aftermath of the 2020 election, as President Trump refused to accept defeat and pumped out false claims about voter fraud, Mike Rogers was a clear and consistent voice of reproach.

Mr. Rogers, a former Republican representative from Michigan, denounced Mr. Trump’s efforts to undermine the election as “cause for both concern and alarm.” He ripped the president’s pressure on Georgia’s top election official “as more gangster than presidential.” As for Mr. Trump’s role in the riot at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, Mr. Rogers declared, “You’re damn right you had responsibility for this.”

But as he aims to return to Washington, in a Senate race considered key to control of that chamber, Mr. Rogers has become an election skeptic. Minutes after the president’s recent speech filled with outlandish accusations about voting fraud — including a debunked claim about Michigan ballots — Mr. Rogers weighed in, suggesting that further scrutiny of the election was warranted.

“I am thankful for President Trump’s commitment to transparency,” Mr. Rogers said on his social media accounts. “The news coming out of the White House tonight is deeply troubling — especially that of a voter fraud scheme right here in Michigan.”

Mr. Rogers has also suggested that voting irregularities sunk his Senate bid two years ago — based on an unproven claim about late-arriving Detroit ballots....

Democrats who follow conventional wisdom tug their forelocks and say their party is "weak and woke," or uses too much "faculty lounge" language. They reject the aspects of their party that are (rightly or wrongly) seen as out of touch with the mainstream.

Republicans are doing the opposite right now. They're attacking Anthony Fauci. They're embracing election denialism. They're scaremongering about communism and sharia law.

And there's this:

Former NBA player Royce White told OutKick/Fox News Digital that he apparently plans to declare for the 2027 WNBA Draft, as he now claims to be transgender.

There are now two former NBA players to announce such a decision, after Enes Kanter Freedom made his announcement earlier on Friday.

"I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I identify as sometimes identifying as a woman for purpose of basketball, professional basketball, so I'll be declaring for the WNBA draft in 2027 as well," White said.

To some extent, this is White -- Alex Jones fan, misogynist, and anti-Semite -- trying to win a Republican Senate primary in Minnesota in which he's struggling in the polls. But the fact that he has an accomplice -- along with the fact that the right-wing media is reacting with across-the-board squeals of delight -- tells me that this is a troll intended to motivate GOP base voters nationwide, at a time when they appear much less enthusiastic to vote than Democrats.

Republican voters love "I identify as..." trolling, so much so that there's an entire subreddit based on the idea that this is the right's "one joke" (reddit.com/r/onejoke/). If they were mainstream Democrats, they'd want to abandon this sort of thing less than a hundred days before the election. But they're mainstream Republicans, so they're leaning into obnoxiousness and partisan division.

THIS IS HOW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL SURVIVE WHEN TRUMP IS GONE

A month ago, I wrote a post titled "The Next Trump Might Just Be a Collection of Grievances." I was making a point that I've made here several times: that the Republican Party will no longer have a charismatic leader when Donald Trump is gone, but it might not need one -- it will probably just reorganize itself around grievances, the way it did during the Barack Obama/Tea Party era, when Republicans made big gains in congressional and state elections, even though the party (and the Tea Party movement) had no charismatic figurehead. Anger was the organizing principle, not personality.

I think we're beginning to see a post-Trump Republican Party take shape, even though Trump is still in office. In the midterm elections, Republicans know they can't run on their record, and they certainly know they can't run on Donald Trump's record. So they're running on hate, particularly hatred for Muslims. This has been happening in the battleground state of Texas for months -- last September, Governor Greg Abbott

signed into law House Bill 4211, which took aim at sharia compounds—fantastical concoctions. This was in response to a ferocious conservative campaign against EPIC City, [a] proposed master-planned community near Dallas.... Created by the East Plano Islamic Center, a prominent Collin County mosque, and rebranded late last year as the Meadow, the residential development would reportedly include more than a thousand homes, a faith-based K–12 school, a community college, and a place of worship. The issue exploded in early 2025, after [online right-wing commentator Amy] Mek labeled the development a “402-acre sharia city.”

All this year, Texas GOP candidates have denounced any manifestation of Islam in Texas as part of a scheme to impose sharia law on the rest of us. Now this Islamophobia is going national, largely in response to Abdul El-Sayed's victory in Michigan's Democratic Senate primary. Below, I've cued up some of the responses to El-Sayed's win from prominent figures in the national GOP. Please note that Trump is among them, but it's other Republicans -- the likes of J.D. Vance, Ted Cruz, and Tommy Tuberville -- who are leading the charge.

TRUMP: Abdul El-Sayed, can you believe this? He doesn't love Israel. He doesn't love Jewish people. He hates 'em.

TUBERVILLE: Hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state, because I know what's coming. I can see it coming, I can hear it coming, I can -- you know, you can just smell it.

CRUZ: They want to cancel Thanksgiving. They want to cancel Christmas. El-Sayed is also an Islamist, as is Mandami [sic]. And look, you see the green-red convergence where the communists and the Islamists, they want sharia law.

VANCE: The modern Democratic coalition, which is self-hating white liberals united to people who just came to the country for the first time and don't actually have the sense of appreciation for it that they should.

Cruz and Vance wrap a couple of grievances up in a neat package: the fear of communism and Islamicism, allegedly embodied in El-Sayed, who's neither a communist nor an Islamist. (At this moment, every Republican rank-and-file voter appears to believe that all Muslims are Islamists and all Islamists are communists.) And, of course, it's Francesca Hong, the DSA-affiliated candidate for governor of Wisconsin who's likely to win the Democratic primary on Tuesday, who formerly expressed skepticism about Thanksgiving, not El-Sayed. But Republicans want to keep those distinctions muddy.

Maybe this is just a stopgap plan for motivating base voters this year, when many of them have soured on Trump. Maybe it won't be the party's message after November. But Trump will still be a terrible president for two years after the midterms. I think the party will be running against Muslims and commies (and Anthony Fauci and trans people and a long list of others) two years from now.

This might fail. El-Sayed might win comfortably. And in all likelihood, only a tiny audience will pay attention to the Daily Wire's latest foray into moviemaking, which is tapping into the same bigotry and rage:

When radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college's pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of 'Uncle Tom' smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil. Coming exclusively to The Daily Wire, September 16.

But all this will keep the base loyal as Trump declines. In some surveys, Trump's approval is in the low 30s, but I fear that anti-Muslim bigotry might poll higher -- as might anti-trans bigotry. The GOP knows how many voters live in small towns and rural communities, monocultures where difference is always perceived as dangerous. If Trump's numbers sink into the 20s, Republicans will just define Republicanism as a collection of bigotries and never look back.

OFF FOR A FEW DAYS

I'm going to be traveling again -- I'll be back at the end of the week (probably Saturday). See you then.