tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post246472986051792618..comments2023-10-24T09:06:30.200-04:00Comments on No More Mister Nice Blog: Steve M.http://www.blogger.com/profile/11963290427258439242noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-37353658703861395862012-12-18T20:06:33.422-05:002012-12-18T20:06:33.422-05:00A message from the Conservative Tautology 9000 Sup...A message from the Conservative Tautology 9000 SuperComputer, of which<br />we are all familiar:<br /><br />LOADING...LOADING...<br /><br />Guns don’t kill people!<br /><br />Guns protect people by killing other people! ERROR...ERROR>>>>REBOOT<br /><br />Free speech is a greater threat than guns. Free Speech can hurt people<br />and should be regulated!<br /><br />Guns don’t threaten people. People threaten people! With Guns!<br />ERROR…ERROR>>>>REBOOT…<br /><br />No law would have prevented Adam Lanza from his massacre, so the<br />system worked! Just like no law can prevent speeding or drunk driving!<br />No law should be ever changed regarding guns, ever, unless it makes<br />them more accessible and free. But not voting! Voting takes IDs and<br />background checks!<br /><br />Loaded guns in elementary schools carried by union thug teachers are a<br />good idea! THUGS=BAD=TEACHERS=GOOD=GUNS=ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR>>>>>>REBOOT<br /><br />We don’t need to talk about guns, we need to talk about mental health<br />/ video games / the cowardly victims / arming teachers / mean liberals<br />/ praying / freedom / states’ rights / The NRA's sensitive fee-fees /<br />The Founders / movies / The Media / The Mayan Apocalypse. The more we<br />talk about guns, the less free we are!<br /><br />If a black gang member / Skeery Muslim / Jack-booted sun-glassed ATF<br />agent did it, it’s TYRANNY!<br /><br />If a mentally disturbed white male did it, then it’s FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!<br />ERROR 0x000BC7F RACISM=BAD CHKSUM ERROR??>>>>>REBOOT<br /><br />Stop politicizing the tragedy, and stop pointing out how I politicize<br />the tragedy by demanding your utter obedient silence on the subject of<br />guns and massacres! ERROR>>>>>>REBOOT<br /><br />Guns protect you always, just like magical talismans! Unless you go to<br />sleep and your mentally ill son takes your guns and kills you while<br />sleeping. WE NEED CONCEALED CARRY PERMITS INSIDE HOMES!!!<br /><br />Citizens with guns can stop massacres! Except massacres are on the<br />rise and there is no evidence of a single case of an armed citizen<br />stopping a massacre! Better luck next time!! H’yuk!<br /><br />The more guns we have, the safer we are! Just like Nancy Lanza! She<br />was so safe! Guns protected her from EVERYTHING, except her own guns!<br />What a coincidence! Killed by your own unsecured weapon! How ironic!<br />ERROR=IRONY=BAD=BUT NOT AS BAD AS RESTRICTING GUNS>>>>>>>REBOOT<br /><br />Guns protect you always, especially in the Old West, which had even<br />stricter gun control laws than today. TYRANNY!!<br /><br />Guns protect you always, even on military bases, where they require<br />you to tape your magazines to help prevent accidental shootings, and<br />the mess hall, chapel, barracks, latrines, and other places are<br />"gun-free zones" where you have to check your weapon. TYRANNY!!!<br /><br />Guns are forbidden inside the Supreme Court, where conservative<br />justices ruled that 2nd Amendment Rights need not be regulated at all,<br />not even trigger locks. FREEDOM!!!<br /><br />It should be harder to buy drugs, buy alcohol, smoke cigarettes, buy<br />medicine, buy stocks, buy a blowtorch, download music, buy fertilizer,<br />get credit, buy a car, rent a car, rent a UHAUL, get a job, board a<br />plane, fly a plane, drive an 18 wheeler, donate an organ, apply to<br />school, apply for a loan, apply for the military, apply for the<br />police, apply to be a firefighter, cross the border, apply for<br />welfare, ask for charity, get healthcare, get insurance, work with the<br />elderly or children, cut hair, teach, practice law, file your taxes,<br />vote, marry, divorce, apply for housing/apartments, open a business,<br />open a franchise, get an internship, get a grant, or exercise free<br />speech than it is to buy unlimited guns with unlimited ammunition from<br />dealers with no license. ERRORERRORERRORERROR>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0x00000BF<br />PLEASE RETURN UNIT TO MANUFACTURER. HAVE A NICE DAY.Lit3Bolthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10407681812425172672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-43416086871817887002012-12-18T18:30:35.371-05:002012-12-18T18:30:35.371-05:00And lord knows, the parents of these dead children...And lord knows, the parents of these dead children can't sue the NRA or GOA in civil court, thanks to our usual band of gutless Congressional weasels!<br /><br />Slightly OT, but I'll tie in together at the end, I hope.<br /><br />We had a case here, almost 20 years ago, where a bachelor party met in this one well known area bar/seafood restaurant, had one drink, and then went off barhopping to, none of them can remember how many bars - only that it was a lot of them, and they could only remember a few of them.<br /><br />Needless to say, one of the party, drunk, smashed into another car early in the morning, and killed a couple of people.<br /><br />Well, there was a lawsuit, and none of the bars they were able to identify who served this party later in their drunken oddessey had any money, and threatened to close down, if sued. So, the attorney's, after exhausting every other place, sued the place where they started off and had ONE fechin' drink.<br /><br />JUST ONE!<br />Costing this place's insurance company millions of dollars, and I have no idea how much for the owner, for that one round of drinks.<br />THEY were held responsible, for a group who started off their wild, traveling, bacchanal with one drink.<br /><br />So, unless sh*t's changed, in this area, we can sue a bar for serving the FIRST drink to a party of drunks, who went on to other bars and got sh*tfaced drunk and killed someone, but some parents of a dead child killed by a maniac with a semi-automatic, can't sue the NRA or GOA.<br /><br />And that, folks, is what having high-priced lawyers and lobbyists will buy you - protection for the rich gun companies, from civil lawsuits.<br />NICE!<br /><br />Maybe the parents of those dead children can return the Chistmas gifts, get their money back, and apply that to the price for their coffin.<br /><br />I sure hope the parents kept the receipts!Victorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06609452382111686086noreply@blogger.com