tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post7622815721757013940..comments2023-10-24T09:06:30.200-04:00Comments on No More Mister Nice Blog: KURT SCHLICHTER FIGHTS THE REAL ENEMY (HINT: IT'S NOT ISIS)Steve M.http://www.blogger.com/profile/11963290427258439242noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-70923128127069034212016-09-20T16:56:17.738-04:002016-09-20T16:56:17.738-04:00Typing with one hand is a bitch.Typing with one hand is a bitch.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10405754515022354906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-7229245072523174632015-11-22T16:03:40.280-05:002015-11-22T16:03:40.280-05:00'David in NYC':
I had a similar thought, ...'David in NYC':<br /><br />I had a similar thought, except they were "Mixed Combo Bondage", "The American Spectator", and three copies of "Juggs"...and by 'loaded'—well, delicacy forbids that I elaborate further.Aybn Marx 666https://www.blogger.com/profile/08080600309628340869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-1935219753209572222015-11-19T19:40:27.952-05:002015-11-19T19:40:27.952-05:00Maybe he could use some of those five magazines to...Maybe he could use some of those five magazines to take out the next school shooter. That would be the first.Col Bat Guanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11701639208292077115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-81972860660750857872015-11-19T01:42:57.700-05:002015-11-19T01:42:57.700-05:00So, he loaded up 5 magazines?
I'm thinking &q...So, he loaded up 5 magazines?<br /><br />I'm thinking "Guns & Ammo", "Soldier of Fortune", "Juggz", "Victoria's Secret catalog", and "Redbook".David in NYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00493832668051350697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-67515246852553175062015-11-18T16:18:43.887-05:002015-11-18T16:18:43.887-05:00"And when it was all over the president took ..."And when it was all over the president took of his shirt and said: "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, General?" And President Rubio and General Schlichter -- uh, I mean The Wildman -- made hot, passionate love in the Oval Office."Unsalted Sinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07388516480935688151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-1318708007622771962015-11-18T15:45:30.054-05:002015-11-18T15:45:30.054-05:00"It means he gets results you stupid Chief!&q..."It means he gets results you stupid Chief!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-89463031586425652092015-11-18T15:30:33.471-05:002015-11-18T15:30:33.471-05:00All I hear as I read that shlock is the Delta Forc...All I hear as I read that shlock is the <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=06Uu4CRKj1o" rel="nofollow">Delta Force</a> Theme music as I imagine Kurt riding a motorcycle shooting missles at Liberals.Grung_e_Genehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01894879088472559055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-69627005799886347542015-11-18T13:53:21.887-05:002015-11-18T13:53:21.887-05:00Why would anyone want to invade Manhattan Beach?Why would anyone want to invade Manhattan Beach?Ten Bearshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06594307610015584119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-47342178176151431452015-11-18T10:53:07.022-05:002015-11-18T10:53:07.022-05:00Loaded 5 magazines as I watched the news reports. ...<i>Loaded 5 magazines as I watched the news reports. When they come here - and they will come here - we are the front line fighters.</i><br /><br />"The occupying force surged up the beach, past the volleyball courts, past the cappuccino bar, past the valet stand. The sports bar fell first; then the Asian fusion cafe on Ocean Avenue. They took out a guy pushing a double-wide jogging stroller - poor bastard never had a chance. Then strafed a Land Rover with vanity plates reading 'I [heart] MBeach.' Just then, the morning Pilates class was letting out. A few brave souls took their stand, fighting off the devils while the neighborhood patrol called for reinforcements. The carnage was terrible; Manhattan Avenue was littered with bloody yoga mats...."<br /><br />Kurt Schlicter lives in Manhattan Beach, CA. Glennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-56804236285971747002015-11-18T10:10:24.472-05:002015-11-18T10:10:24.472-05:00There are 900,000 civilians in Raqqa. Well to be f...There are 900,000 civilians in Raqqa. Well to be fair most of them are probably brown so it doesn;t matter to Conservatives...but I wonder is this dude a "Christian?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09837307263932452701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-39554975635939095122015-11-18T09:39:29.868-05:002015-11-18T09:39:29.868-05:00"This horrified liberals, but delighted the A..."This horrified liberals, but delighted the American people..."<br /><br />Note that "liberals" and "American people" are non-overlapping categories, here. <br /><br />For most of the right-wing crowd, it's always about projection. For people like Kurt, though, it's always about the <i>Dolchstoßlegende</i>. And I don't mean that in a cute, let's-score-rhetorical-points-on-the-Internet kind of way, either.Robert M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08894019036517722829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-64416603648976541052015-11-18T06:32:52.249-05:002015-11-18T06:32:52.249-05:00Though I did have to go out to my sweatlodge last ...Though I did have to go out to my sweatlodge last night and roll several times in the crick, I don't find any of this be even remotely humorous, not even in the "if we couldn't laugh we would just go insane" vein. This is Apocalypse End Times Left Behind racist, mysogenous, homophobic bloodthirsty Christian Terrorist pornography of the first order and everyone, theist and non-theist, should be concerned. Interestingly enough...<br /><br />As I've looked deeper into the Daesh cult, itself a sub-cult of a sub-cult of a sub-cult of the Abrahamic Cult - the Judean-Christian cults - I am struck by the remarkable similarities with the end times JC cults here. Both await a precious lord and master's arrival, on a flying horse attended by thousands of angels to carry the faithful away to paradise, though for both before that can happen a number of ducks need be in a row, ducks that all seem to involve rape, murder and all of the above, and that it is their Manifest Destiny to put those ducks into the row. <br /><br />Also interesting, it appears daesh (pronounced dooche) is a derogatory term more civilized Muslims use to refer to nutball fundamentalist end-timers.Ten Bearshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06594307610015584119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-41781364536857583732015-11-18T05:58:02.343-05:002015-11-18T05:58:02.343-05:00Like Chuck Norris?
John Wayne? Ronald Reagan?Like Chuck Norris?<br /><br />John Wayne? Ronald Reagan?Ten Bearshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06594307610015584119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-51226675515066789502015-11-18T04:59:55.168-05:002015-11-18T04:59:55.168-05:00This is in keeping with those who think Dr. Strang...This is in keeping with those who think <i>Dr. Strangelove</i> is a documentary.Mustang Bobbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06953564926706598987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-45272335350033519012015-11-17T22:26:20.235-05:002015-11-17T22:26:20.235-05:00So what we have here is the plan for the Cruz/Rubi...So what we have here is the plan for the Cruz/Rubio October Surprise of 2016?cichlidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08945332023911699101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-37242786316137728602015-11-17T20:25:31.834-05:002015-11-17T20:25:31.834-05:00Good on Joey Blau for calling them "Daesh&quo...Good on Joey Blau for calling them "Daesh". That's what Hollande calls them, that's what Obama calls, so let's get with Steve M. Drop the ISIS nonsense, because that's what they WANT you to call them.<br /><br />Daesh. As Colbert said, it's pronounced "douche".Feud Turgidsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05379322096770703017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-7895332295311659722015-11-17T19:40:10.529-05:002015-11-17T19:40:10.529-05:00I've been saying since the W administration th...I've been saying since the W administration that the right watches too many B movies. Their world view turns everything into a cheap plot: the lone hero, the few defeating the many, the easy victory because Our Side just has the right stuff and the strongest will. It's very entertaining until the bombs drop in your neighborhood.<br /><br />Hi, Victor! Good to see you commenting again. I hope the recovery is coming along well.Rugosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04348056243298249939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-78984615113976847262015-11-17T18:51:45.195-05:002015-11-17T18:51:45.195-05:00A few more pieces like this, and this POS will nee...A few more pieces like this, and this POS will need a seeing-eye dog!<br /><br /><br />That, and another fist!!!Victorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06609452382111686086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-35336580447209300842015-11-17T16:48:10.169-05:002015-11-17T16:48:10.169-05:00"You will kill all ISIS fighters who do not s... "You will kill all ISIS fighters who do not surrender. Your priority is the destruction of ISIS forces. The safety of civilians is secondary."<br /><br />Hey that makes it easy. Pull out the nukes.Pragmatic Idealisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375225814206930812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-9360279528652639882015-11-17T16:40:44.985-05:002015-11-17T16:40:44.985-05:00The important point here is that, for "conser...The important point here is that, for "conservatives", all foreign actors are allegories for domestic actors.Frank Wilhoithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800594066476167549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-4902711148112755682015-11-17T15:47:49.234-05:002015-11-17T15:47:49.234-05:00if he doesn't stop typing stories like this he...if he doesn't stop typing stories like this he's going to go blind. Professor Fatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05108986924433403691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-84096535463759996232015-11-17T15:47:11.015-05:002015-11-17T15:47:11.015-05:00Bah.. About two days after we invade 50% of Daesh ...Bah.. About two days after we invade 50% of Daesh fighters will have shaved off the beards and changed their clothes and buried their weapons. They and their burka clad British wives will be refugees from the horrible IS.<br /><br />So, do we line them up and shoot them? Let the Kurds do it? Dog forbids we let Hezbollah do it for us.Joey Blauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00185289301820663520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-38498462404088300302015-11-17T14:38:48.601-05:002015-11-17T14:38:48.601-05:00Well, it's nice to see rightbloggers actually ...Well, it's nice to see rightbloggers actually attempting something in the arts rather than just complaining because Beyonce or Stephen Sondheim or Wes Anderson or whoever won't do it for them.bgnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07110058388805605682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-59572129166063075682015-11-17T14:38:08.464-05:002015-11-17T14:38:08.464-05:00I guarantee you if we drag this guy to a plane to ...I guarantee you if we drag this guy to a plane to fly him to a front line to fight "his" war, the guy is gonna claim flat feet or a herniated disc or something to avoid going into a real warzone.Paul Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13092023794397583036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3856837.post-66246379292101519922015-11-17T14:29:07.054-05:002015-11-17T14:29:07.054-05:00Chuck Norris IS The Wildman.Chuck Norris IS The Wildman.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10944458838509326421noreply@blogger.com