Thursday, January 07, 2016

METEOR, PLEASE DESTROY EARTH NOW



That's it. We're done here. It's now literally impossible for the political media in America to become more vapid.

12 comments:

Mustang Bobby said...

We are now officially the world's biggest junior high school.

The New York Crank said...

I don't know what everybody's getting so miffed about. Would you want someone in the White House who wears the wrong boots? C'mon folks, this is important. Important! IMPORTANT!

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Professor Chaos said...

Oh my god, my IQ just dropped 1p points from reading that!

Victor said...

No.
On the vapid front, we've just barely scratched the surface!

Just wait until the dog-days of August...

Yastreblyansky said...

Embrace the dark side!

Ten Bears said...

Makes his butt wiggle just like a woman's.

Impolitics said...

I assume Rudy's answer was something like, "Well, Joe, I didn't have boots like that on 9/11!"

Unknown said...

But really, where exactly on stoopidinuum do we place Morning Goe & his bootlicker? Not far off Fox News, possibly to the right of just about everything on CNN, arguably slightly to the left of CNBC but COME. ON. STEVE., CNBC is oxycontin spike methadone for the self-deluded Lord Bidnitz types.

sdhays said...

Stop it, Steve. I'm not used to you being so optimistic.

I fear that they will yet find new levels of vapidness. Where there's a will, there's a way...

Never Ben Better said...

It's like peak wingnut: We'll never reach peak wingnut. 'Tis always exceeded.

Lit3Bolt said...

What's next? Comparing candidates' crotches? Remember, they have to be bigger than Putin!!

Aunt Snow said...

I'm trying to imagine the morning meeting where the producers and writers got together and decided to go ahead with that.