I told you last year that a team of right-wingers had mounted a crowdfunding campaign for a movie about Gosnell. If you wondered whether the movie might succeed as outreach to the unconverted, the poster for the film was pretty much all the answer you needed:
Yup -- preaching to the choir. ("The Doctor Is Sin" -- get it? Get it???)
Well, now the film has a director lined up -- a real Christian, a true spiritual descendant of the humble Man from Galilee.
FX’s Justified star Nick Searcy will direct Gosnell, a crime drama telling what the media refused to -- the story of convicted Philadelphia abortionist Kermit Gosnell. The Hollywood Reporter broke the story March 18 and detailed how Searcy felt “both excited and humbled” to voice the “story that many in Hollywood were unwilling to tell.”You know Searcy -- actor, occasional director (well, one-time director, and that was in 1997), and a guy who spends a disproportionate percentage of his time attacking political enemies on Twitter, just the way Jesus would have.
This weekend was rough. I think I took on the entire Juvenile International Atheists Club, one shit-eater at a time. @bitmaelstrom— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014
What true gutless anonymous atheist pussy acts this way? Oh that's right, ALL of them. @GodlessTwat— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014
I always listen when a shiteating segment in the Human Anonymous Atheist Centipede comments on my eating habits.@Scrivener3 @SunbeamTiger66— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014
Should we assume that the filmmakers actually want to make this movie and not merely collect cash and email addresses through their crowdfunding campaign? (They're asking for another half a mil right now.) I assume they're serious -- their executive producer is John Sullivan, who co-directed two Dinesh D'Souza movies that were actually released.
In that case, if the movie really will someday see the light of day, I think they should consider promoting it on Twitter with a @YesFetusSearcy account. It would be written in the voice of an angry, doughy, middle-aged fetus that insults other fetuses for their ideas and their physical attributes. Y'know, something like this: "Yr so fat, lib lardass, they'll have to give yr mom world's largest cesarean scar. #GodsWrath #tcot #BreitbartLives" Yeah, bring it, Nick. You reach so many fence-sitters that way.