A year ago, when gas prices were going up, this was the headline at Fox Nation:
Yup -- Obama wanted gas prices to rise. Here's video of Issa being interviewed at length about this, in all seriousness, on Fox. (The theory was batted around in the wingnuttosphere for months; this past March, Fox's Ed Henry asked Obama if it was true. Henry's question was met with scorn and derision from the president.)
Now, of course, gas prices are well below their peaks. But don't worry -- Obama's still evil. What's the lead story at Fox Nation right now?
OPEC member Saudi Arabia has been pumping hefty amounts of oil to lower prices and do what it can to ensure that President Barack Obama is re-elected this November, says billionaire real estate mogul Donald Trump on CNBC June 12....
DONALD TRUMP: ... I think Saudi Arabia is doing Obama a big favor. Look, you have to do [me] a favor, I have to get elected, you can't do it like you've been doing the last three years driving it up to $150 because that's where it's going and I think Saudi Arabia is doing Obama a big fat favor. I think he asked for the favor and prices are coming down...
Let's review:
Gas prices go up? Antichrist Obama did it deliberately.
Gas prices go down? Antichrist Obama did it deliberately.
I should also point out that talking to the Saudis to get them to lower prices was exactly what Trump said he'd do as president back in April 2011 when he was making noises about running:
Trump: Look at what's going on with your gasoline prices. They're going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don't have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, "Fellas, it's time. It's over. You're not going to do it anymore."
... I'm going to look 'em in the eye and say, "Fellas, you've had your fun. Your fun is over."
Oh, sorry -- Trump's version is much more macho. (He also said he'd seize oilfields in Libya and Iraq.) If you don't threaten people, lower gas prices don't count.
Well, after all, Obama IS the Antichrist, so anything and everything he does is, by definition - Antichristical... Antichristlike... Antichr... whatever...
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So there.
I remember a few days back when I heard on the car radio that the price of a barrel of oil had dropped to eighty-something bucks on the world market, and, much to the consternation of my passenger at the time, I wondered allowed if the Republicans in the House would take a moment to publicly thank President Obama for his efforts in this area.
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Four days go by, as tears turn to blood a person appears, a man
ReplyDeletewearing no shirt and golden blond hair suddenly comes and goes,
visions appear from shadows from a lone tree that has the power to
makes story’s with the leaves. A man on a hospital bed appears in the
story, he is tied down and two doctors come into the room, they rip
his skull right off his head and remove the brain as the spinal cord
stretches and snaps, they hook up the brain to a computer and they
surf his mind as he is still alive in a state with no physical feeling
only emotional telling the doctors to kill him but the doctors just laugh as
they force feed him memories, as for the rest of his body, they use a
wear wolf to rip him apart as they are spectator’s to there latest
creation. Time goes by and Neal stumbles and falls into a stream
slowly drifting but finds the strength threw the refreshment of the
new found glory, more visions appear. The strange gold haired man and
he won the world making clones of him self and he killed off the rest,
“yes” he screamed “no more bitchs” all his clones screaming
violently but his plan well it kills him self for his genes only serve one
purpose and that is to be served, his clones kill him and one by one
they kill each other till the last one starves him self in the fire
and flame