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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

SO MANY ANTEDILUVIAN IDEAS, SO LITTLE TIME

Tim Graham of NewsBusters is being mocked for his disgust at the fleeting same-sex image near the end of this charming Valentine's Day "Google doodle" ("Valentine's Day is a big day that gay-left advocates expect their love to be honored as just the same," Graham harrumphs, ungrammatically):





I'm surprised, though, that Graham (or some other right-winger) hasn't criticized the video in another way -- as part of "the war against boys, or "war on masculinity."

Think about it: The young man in the video does everything he can to get the young woman to notice him, and it all fails -- until (SPOILER ALERT) he joins her in the gender-stratified act of jumping rope! Yikes! The only way he can get the girl is to become the girl! It's feminism run amok!!! That's what she wants him to do before he can be her guy! That's what she forces him to do!

Argh -- I've been reading this crap way too long. I seriously believe that, if I decided to devote the time and trouble to it, I could now write a fake right-wing blog, posting boilerplate winger ideas multiple times a day, and never get caught.

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  1. I seriously believe that, if I decided to devote the time and trouble to it, I could now write a fake right-wing blog, posting boilerplate winger ideas multiple times a day, and never get caught.

    Oh, I know you could. In fact, it'd be pretty hilarious if you grabbed some wingnut welfare for a few months and then went public with the scam...

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  2. Yeah!

    DO IT!!!

    It would be SOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!

    I've been waiting for Rush or Glenn to do that for the longest time.
    "Hey ASSHOLES - thanks for the millions and millions of bucks. YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED! I'M A LIBERAL - GO OBAMA!!!"

    I think if that ever happened, on that day, the death toll on the highways would rival WWII.

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  3. Agreed, there ain't a doubt in my mind that you (or Tom) could do it, and probably for as long as your stomach lining held out. Hell, you guys could be stars at CPAC. And imagine your "Xmas Morning" when you finally informed your deranged readership of the sting.

    Brings a smile indeed.

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  4. If I were half my age? That's exactly what I'd do -- in a heartbeat.

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  5. I am sure you could have written a fake right wing blog and not get caught if you hadn't just let the mask slip. Come on you liberal mole, which right wing blog have you been writing ?

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  6. Steve, I think you should do it one day a week. Wingnut Wednesdays, maybe.

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  7. Steve, i would like to join the chorus in suggesting that you think about it, though I realize the difficulty it would pose seeing how you possess a conscience and demonstrate a fealty to rationality and a love for your fellow man.

    Another ossibility: a group blog requireing of its membership at most a post once every week or two in the hope that a few might really take to the excersise.

    One might start writing the jeremiad true to ones heart and then running it through the oppositizer and projectcitron which should result in some high grade wingnut welfare worthy wingerplate.

    Provider_UNE
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  8. I have no doubt you could, Jim H... er, I mean, Steve M.

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  9. By the way, I believe that's a picture of a frog and a princess, not a prince (as the link claims). Details, people!

    I would think the dress she's wearing would be a clue, but what do I know? I'm from California.

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