To sum up Tucker Carlson's positions on law and order:
Treating human beings in an inhumane manner, why would we want to prosecute anyone?
"Look you can disagree with what happened, with waterboarding, but it's not like they wrote these memos in order to get rich or help themselves in some way, they wrote these memos believing they would help the country..."
Treating dogs in an inhumane manner? Kill the ones responsible.
“I think, personally, he should have been executed for that.”
Recap: Bush torture memo guys, not worth prosecuting at all. Michael Vick? Death penalty. Them's family values right there.
Of course now Tucker says he was "exaggerating for effect".