THAT'S IT -- START IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS NOW!!!
The president and vice president left the White House yesterday to go out for a burger, and I see from a couple of righty bloggers that the president did something unforgivable:
Obama ordered his burger with DIJON MUSTARD! Bet he had to seek John Kerry's counsel on that.
Forgive me -- I should have warned you to sit down before telling you that shocking news.
"you got a spicy mustard or something like that, or a Dijon mustard, something like that"
It's too horrible to comprehend! Somebody tell David Brooks right away!
No, wait -- don't bother:
(Funnier coverage from TBogg.)
(AND: Kevin K. has the right response to the "Obama Hope"-style graphics at the original "Dijongate" post.)