BUSH = JESUS?
GOP congressman Trent Franks, from that bizarre 40-minute tribute to Bush on the House floor:
President Bush often had to walk like a knowing lion -- like a knowing lion, Mr. Speaker, through the chattering of hyenas.
Er, in The Chronicles of Narnia, a favorite among righties, Aslan the Lion has to deal with hyenas. And, of course, Aslan represents Jesus.