POLITICAL ANALYSIS FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
Right-wing pundit Thomas Sowell:
When it comes to personal temperament, Governor Romney would rate the highest for his even keel, regardless of what events are swirling around him, with Rudolph Giuliani a close second.
Yes, New Yorkers, you read that right: In Thomas Sowell's parallel world, Rudy Giuliani has an "even" temperament.
The simplest response to that is one word: ferrets.