Hey, how come Donald Rumsfeld gets two photo essays of his last day in office on the Defense Department Web site, with dramatic Riefenstahlesque low-angle shots against the clouds, and Robert Gates gets just one boring photo essay of his first day on the job?
For those of you keeping score at home, the DOD site also has "Six Years of Accomplishments with Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld." (My favorite: "March 16, 2006 -- permanent Iraqi Government seated." No, really -- it says "permanent.")