Does a Santa Speedo Run qualify as pro-Christmas -- or as part of the War on Christmas?
Help me, Bill O'Reilly, I'm so confused!
(This rawk radio station is sponsoring the run on behalf of these people. Looks like a worthy cause, so I think Jesus would approve.... No, wait a minute -- the event is meant to spread "Holiday Cheer." "Holiday"! Not "Christmas"! So it's satanic. Never mind.)