Shorter Chuck Colson:
That new all-gay cable channel is bad because it celebrates a lifestyle based on transient relationships -- as exemplified by the disgusting show about gay weddings.
(Incidentally, via Norwegianity, I find this Newsday article, from a couple of weeks ago, about Joe Valentine, who has made it all the way to the majors in baseball -- he pitches for the Cincinnati Reds -- as well as to heterosexual wedded bliss, despite the almost insurmountable burden of having two mothers, whom he clearly loves and who clearly love and support him. The two women have a "transient relationship" that has now lasted thirty years; Valentine calls his moms "wonderful people" and his high school coach says they "did a helluva job raising one fine man." Good thing we have Chuck Colson around to help prevent other children from suffering a similar fate.)