Wednesday, February 02, 2005

This is weird: Not even ten minutes into the speech (five?), he was already talking about asbestos suits. And here I was expecting a speech not unlike the Saturday Night Live parody of his father ("Operation Desert Storm!" [STANDING OVATION] "Operation Desert Storm!" [STANDING OVATION]) -- he easily could have gotten away with basking, really basking, in the Iraqi election results at great length right off the bat, but he just touched on it and went straight into the laundry list. Jeez -- he just said "ethanol"! He's missing a chance to say, "I'm the alpha dog! Now kneel!" Not that I'm complaining.

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