Problem: People accuse you of exploting 9/11 in a TV ad. Solution: Exploit 9/11 in person!

Bush to visit Sept. 11 memorial next week

President Bush, facing criticism from victims' relatives for using images of the destroyed World Trade Center in campaign ads, will visit a Sept. 11 memorial in New York next week.

Bush plans to tour the memorial Thursday in Long Island's Nassau County, one of the city's suburbs, prior to attending a re-election fund-raiser that night in East Meadow, N.Y. ...

--AP/San Francisco Chronicle

Of course, maybe this won't just be a cheap photo op. Maybe he'll just tour the memorial, excluding photographers and film crews.

Oh, yeah, right.