EARTH TO SAFIRE ... EARTH TO SAFIRE ....
Four Palestinian suicide bombings. Suicide bombings in Morocco and Saudi Arabia. Near-total societal breakdown in Iraq. Scary times, no? Not in whatever Cloud-Cuckooland William Safire is writing from. Here's the lead of the column he published today:
Worried about having nothing new to worry about? Upset that Baghdad turned out to be a cakewalk and SARS didn't lay everybody low?